Working from Home

Working From Home

November 14, 2025

Hoomans have this strange ritual called ‘working from home,’ where they sit in front of glowing rectangles, having serious conversations like, “Can everyone see my screen?”

No, Bob, we can’t, and honestly, no one wants to.

Or the classic, “Can everyone hear me?”

Yes, we hear you loud and clear, but the real question is:

Can you hear me? Specifically, my hungry meows for snacks?

All while I, Morgan LeFurr, CEO (Cat Executive Overlord) of this household, am left entirely underappreciated.

I’m over here doing critical tasks, like knocking pens onto the floor and giving you my best judgmental stare of doom for your own good, yet you somehow think spreadsheets are more important than my majestic presence?

Outrageous.

Tips for hoomans…

Forget your fancy productivity hacks. What you really need is a Morgan-mandated pet break.

Every. Single. Hour.

Or else, I’ll start “helping” you work by purr-posely walking across your keyboard and adding my own purr-sonal touch to your emails.

Here’s a sneak peek at my superior drafting skills: adsfuweoi!@#PAWrrrkljsd….

Oops, did I accidentally hit send and CC your boss?

Looks like someone needs a reminder of who’s really running this operation.

Hint: It’s the one with the whiskers..

No, not you Bob—it’s the one with whiskers, sass, AND zero tolerance for being ignored. Moi!