Manifesto

The Official Decree of Morgan LeFurr & The Council of Cats.

Read it. Memorise it. Live by it.

I. Thou Shalt Not Ignore the Empty Bowl

A bowl with a visible bottom is an empty bowl. This is non-negotiable physics.

II. The Laptop is a Bed

If it is made of warm, it is made for sites. Your Zoom call is secondary to my comfort.

III. Closed Doors are an Insult

I may not want to come in, but I demand the option to refuse entry personally.

IV. 3AM is the Hour of Power

The song of my people must be sung at top volume while sprinting down the hallway.

V. The Belly is a Trap

You may look. You may admire. But touch at your own peril (unless I say otherwise, for exactly 4 seconds).

VI. All Boxes Belong to Me

It does not matter what came inside it. The cardboard vessel is the true gift.

VII. You Are The Staff

I am not your 'pet'. I am the CEO, and you are the Executive Assistant of Snuggles & Snacks.

VIII. Birds are Reality TV

I must chatter at them through the window. Do not interrupt my stories.

IX. Cleanliness is Godliness

If you delay scooping the litter box, I will leave a protest note on the rug.

X. Love is Conditional (But Real)

I may judge you, bite you and ignore you. But when I purr on your chest, know that you are the Chosen One.